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Sunday, July 31, 2011

This Cadaver Stinks


Over at Acatholica – a place of increasing weirdness – Fr Daniel Donovan has a “commentary” on the Irish PM's response to the Cloyne abuse scandal.

At least it starts out being about clerical sexual abuse, but then without so much as a line break or new paragraph he moves from the appalling Irish affair to “the power of the various Movements which have sprung up in predominantly the Latino cultures of Spain and Mexico during the fascist regimes of Europe between the 1930's and the 1960's with dubious relevance to the world Church.” Really, “non-sequitur” is hardly strong enough to encompass his conceptual agility, leaping from one idea to the next.

Oddly, in the present commentary he accuses these lay movements of being too “secular” in their financial affairs. Huh?

I think Fr D has read the DaVinci Code once too often. Recently in an Acatholica commentary he seemed to attribute the increase in Catholic cremations to Opus Dei.

He thinks the “Cadaver Synod” of 897ad was an idea worth emulating: in this commentary Fr D exhumes the idea – decently buried by the Catholic and Orthodox Churches many centuries ago – that bishops should not ever be moved from the care of one diocese to another.

Justice should be done and where necessary procedures should be reformed. But these weird ideas of Fr Donovan need to be consigned to the crematory, along with Mr Coyne's "sense".

Thursday, July 28, 2011

Lost in (the new English) Translation...

The countdown to the new English translation of the Roman Missal has officially begun and the liturgical calendar is hurtling toward the Advent 2011 launch...

This much-anticipated and much-discussed new translation seeks to bring the Mass in English closer in sense to the original and universal Latin.

Much will be gained and lost in the adoption of the new texts; so herewith the first in a series of things the Cloistered hope and pray might be lost in (the new English) Translation...

Wednesday, July 27, 2011

Benvenuto! 'straliaDome open for busines!


“The ‘straliaDome will provide a true pilgrimage experience and further strengthen the links between the Church in Australia and the Church in Rome. It will be a real home away from home for travelling Victorians”

Continuing the long established tradition of providing accommodation for our friends, the ‘straliaDome is much more than a place to rest, it is a strategic networking centre for our scheme to take over the world. Muahahahaha!

As well as offering very comfortable accommodation for pilgrims, it provides a RealCatholic ™ pilgrimage experience, with daily Mass in English (celebrated personally by Cardinal Pell most days of the year)* and an “information centre” providing the opportunity for visitors to Rome to learn more about the history of the Church in Ballarat.

*featuring praise-music by Milly McKenna and theological reflections by Brian Coyne

Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Gong Booming or just empty vessels making a lot of noise?

Coo-ee pilgrims... Mother Mirabilis here again!

Catalyst for Renewal are at it again, folks but this time they mean business. They’ve really pulled out the big guns in preparing our bishops for their Ad Limina visit next year. For such an important part of a diocesan bishop’s life, Catalyst for Renewal have embarked upon ... a petition.

Of all the meaningless and empty gestures of protest, this petition is to be sent to the Holy Father and our bishops. But wait, what does it ask for? The petition requests each bishop to convene “a synod in his diocese” so that the faithful can “discuss” how the local Church can be, well, more of the same.

And there’s more. They want “a real voice” for clergy and lay faithful alike in the selection of bishops, beginning with the next Bishop of Toowoomba (not to mention Armidale, Ballarat, Brisbane, Hobart, Perth and Sandhurst).

How new age!

Monday, July 25, 2011

The power of prayer...

Former rebel Brisbane priest Peter Kennedy will allegedly further distanced himself from the Catholic Church tonight, saying he no longer believes in worshipping God or the power of prayer. In the debut episode of her six-part series Judith Lucy's Spiritual Journey, Kennedy tells comedian Judith Lucy that for years he had not believed in the value of prayer. When pressed by Lucy that prayer does make up part of the services he now conducts he responds "Yes it does, because they like it. If I had my way we wouldn't have it."

Kennedy's reluctant nemesis, Archbishop John Bathersby, tomorrow marks half a century as a priest and 19 years as head of the Archdiocese of Brisbane. He will write to the Pope to offer his resignation and says he rather hopes "the Pope will say fairly quickly 'yes you can retire, we've found someone else to take your place'."

A quick straw poll seems to suggest he is not alone there with some eager to prove to Kennedy how resoundingly powerful prayer really can be!


So if Frs Sequeira and Catchlove featured here are to be the last by his hand, it begs the question will the last in a presbyteral pedegree mark a full stop, a comma or a new chapter for Brisbane?

Sunday, July 24, 2011

Feast of St James


After a considerable sabbatical, 800 years and World Youth Day in Madrid seemed reason enough for some to return to The Cloister... the journey continues it seems!