A priest has sent us
under the seal a questionnaire he received in the mail from Chris McGillion and John O'Carroll, of the School of Communication of Charles Sturt University, Bathurst, who are conducting research prior to writing a book provisionally entitled
Our Fathers: Australian Catholic priests and their church.

McGillion will be familiar to many pilgrims as the former religious affairs reporter for the Sydney Morning Herald and Australian Correspondent for the London Tablet.
The questionnaire is being sent to priests across Australia. Part A consists of 57 questions which have to be answered by ticking either "Agree", "Disagree" or "Undecided" to the proposition.
In the Cloister we cannot help thinking that the issues canvassed require rather more optional answers, or else the end result is likely to reach a predictable "shock" result that "most" priests think that they should not wear clerical dress in the bath-tub and feel let down by their seminary training, and occasionally discuss wymynprysts over a cup of tea...
Here, then are the questions, with a few comments, and some further optional Cloister answers:
1. The priesthood has more influence in society now than when I was ordained:
[] Agree
[] Disagree
[] Undecided
2. The Catholic Church has a clear vision for its role in Australia
[] Agree
[] Disagree
[] Undecided
3. Priests should wear distinctive dress at all times
[] Agree
[] Disagree
[] Undecided
[]
Except when engaged in sport and recreational activities, or when bathing4. The Church engages as much as it should with social issues
[] Agree
[] Disagree
[] Undecided
5. Bishops should be more active in the public policy debates
[] Agree
[] Disagree
[] Undecided
6 The bishops are too conservative in Church matters
[] Agree
[] Disagree
[] Undecided
7 Lay people should be allowed to celebrate Mass if no priest is available
[] Agree
[] Disagree
[] Undecided
8 The priest’s role should be more pastoral than symbolic
[
Apparently the two things are in opposition to each other: “Both” doesn’t seem to be an option.][] Agree
[] Disagree
[] Undecided
9 The priest is an example of holiness
[
As if most priests, conscious of their own flaws, are going to say “I agree” to this!][] Agree
[] Disagree
[] Undecided
10 Priests should always be addressed as “Father”
[] Agree
[] Disagree
[] Undecided
[]
Except by their parents, siblings, friends, etc
11. These days the parish is less important to Catholics than other forms of faith communities [
such as those nasty new communities – see Q41]
[] Agree
[] Disagree
[] Undecided
12. Bishops understand the challenges facing priests today
[] Agree
[] Disagree
[] Undecided
13. The Vatican understands the challenges facing priests today
[] Agree
[] Disagree
[] Undecided
16 [sic] The Vatican often fails to understand the nature of the Church in Australia
[] Agree
[] Disagree
[] Undecided
17 I find ongoing guidance in documents like papal encyclicals
[] Agree
[] Disagree
[] Undecided
18 One can be a good Catholic without accepting all the Church’s teachings
[
This is setting you up for some later questions]
[] Agree
[] Disagree
[] Undecided
14 [sic] In recent years, Vatican directives have sometimes restricted the contribution the Church can make in Australia [
This is code for “wasn’t is SHOCKING when the Vatican told those lovely nuns not to operate the Injecting Room in Sydney]
[] Agree
[] Disagree
[] Undecided
19 [sic] The Vatican exercises too much control of the Church in Australia
[] Agree
[] Disagree
[] Undecided
20 The bishops are doing a good job managing the Church in Australia
[
As if “managing”is their main function, in contrast to being “pastoral”…..][] Agree
[] Disagree
[] Undecided
21 I have been nurtured in my priesthood by my bishop
[] Agree
[] Disagree
[] Undecided
22 Egalitarianism is the defining strength of Australian priests
[
This is code for: The Vatican said that the Australian Church was in danger of being TOO egalitarian, so please indicate your dissent]
[] Agree
[] Disagree
[] Undecided
23 Seminary training should reflect wider Australian social values
[
wider than what?][] Agree
[] Disagree
[] Undecided
24 Seminary training prepared me to manage my personal affairs
[]
No, that’s what my family and school and life experience were supposed to do
[] Agree
[] Disagree
[] Undecided
25 Seminary training prepared me well for communicating with women
[This is code for: Are you a misogynist because there were few women at your seminary?][]
No, that’s what my family and school and life experience were supposed to do[] Agree
[] Disagree
[] Undecided
26 Seminary training prepared me well for working with youth
[] Agree
[] Disagree
[] Undecided
27 Vatican II has made the Church more relevant to people’s lives
[] Agree
[]
Agree, and the proof is in how many more people go to church these days[] Disagree
[] Undecided
28 We really need a Vatican III to build on the engagement with society achieved in
Vatican II
[
This is the Bishop Morris line. http://www.news.com.au/couriermail/story/0,27574,25046018-3102,00.html"There's a lot of people agitating for a third Vatican Council and that could happen too - I'd love to see that happen."
[] Agree
[] Disagree
[] Undecided
29 I find more guidance in personal prayer than in Church documents
[
As if somehow these, can be quantified. If I agree, am I downplaying the importance of “Church documents”?….][] Agree
[] Disagree
[] Undecided
30 The Statement of Conclusions reflected accurately the problems facing the Church in Australia
[
They're still whining about that fantastic document]
[] Agree
[] Disagree
[] Undecided
31 It is always a sin for unmarried people to have sex
[
Sin? What is that? How very quaint!][] Agree
[] Disagree
[] Undecided
32 It is always sin for married couples to use artificial birth control
[This must be a trick question…][] Agree
[] Disagree
[] Undecided
33 Abortion is always a sin
[] Agree
[] Disagree
[] Undecided
34 Practising homosexuals should not receive Holy Communion
[] Agree
[] Disagree
[] Undecided
35 The Church’s sexual teaching should reflect contemporary social realities
[] Agree
[] Disagree
[] Undecided
36 I observe the 1994 ban on the discussion of ordaining women
[
Of course “Ordinatio Sacerdotalis” does not ban discussion of the topic under any and all circumstances! “Ban on the discussion” indeed! What nonsense.][] Agree
[] Disagree
[] Undecided
37 Celibacy for priests should be optional
[] Agree
[] Disagree
[] Undecided
38 Importing foreign priests is a good way to address the shortfall
[] Agree
[] Disagree
[] Undecided
39 Importing foreign priests delays needed reforms to the priesthood
[
Code for “impedes the movement for ordaining married men or readmitting married ex-priests]
[] Agree
[] Disagree
[] Undecided
40 Priests have little say in the life of the Church
[] Agree
[] Disagree
[] Undecided
41 I would encourage Opus Dei in my parish
[Encourage them to do what?][] Agree
[] Disagree
[] Undecided
42 The laity should be consulted on the appointment of priests
[] Agree
[] Disagree
[] Undecided
43 Bishops should be elected by priests
[] Agree
[] Disagree
[] Undecided
46 [sic] Outside the Catholic faith there is no salvation
[] Agree
[] Disagree
[] Undecided
47 I draw my own conclusions about the reality of Heaven and Hell
[] Agree
[] Disagree
[] Undecided
48 Many of my parishioners want a return to the Latin Mass
[Do they mean Novus Ordo in Latin, or the Tridentine Mass? Do they mean exclusively or optionally? And since when was that a numbers-game anyway?]
[] Agree
[] Disagree
[] Undecided
44 [sic] Ultimately a Catholic must be guided by the dictates of his/her conscience in all things [
Code for “thumb your nose to Cardinal Pell and do whatever you want"]
[] Agree
[] Disagree
[] Undecided
50 [sic] I am optimistic about the future of the Church generally
[] Agree
[] Disagree
[] Undecided
51 I have grave concerns about the future of the Church in Australia
[] Agree
[] Disagree
[] Undecided
52 My life as a priest has been fulfilling
[] Agree
[] Disagree
[] Undecided
53 Catholics would have few problems if they simply followed the directives of the bishops [
What, in investment choices, or the footy tipping, or in matters of Church discipline only?][] Agree
[] Disagree
[] Undecided
54 Jesus’ bodily rise from the dead is not the only way a Catholic can understand the Resurrection [
Code for “I do not believe in the bodily Resurrection of Jesus Christ”][] Agree
[] Disagree
[] Undecided
55 Jesus was born of a virgin
[] Agree
[] Disagree
[] Undecided
56 My workload is excessive
[] Agree
[] Disagree
[] Undecided
57 I have too little time to pursue purely personal interests
[
such as filling in surveys and reading blogs]
[] Agree
[] Disagree
[] Undecided
So there you are , pilgrims, a sort of “research" version of
la petite petition, running the flag up the pole to see who'll salute.
Acatholics will love it.
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